Wishing you all a wonderful Christmas passing time in the lounges and flying. Why don’t they celebrate Christmas in the lounge? Because they couldn’t find 3 wisemen and a virgn. / On the first Christmas morning, the three wise men walk into the manger. The first one steps in donkey ......looks at his shoe and exclaims "Jesus Christ".. Mary looks up at Joseph and says..."that's a better name than Keith" / What’s the absolute best Christmas present? A broken drum, because you can’t beat it. / I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me that nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace. So I bought her nothing. / What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.