Curious about what you meant by "first class escorts"
Well son, sometimes when a man starts a-travelin away from home, he gets lonesome. He gets to missing his dawg and his horse and his wife. Now, son, some of these furrin countries have a different way of looking at life. They know a man needs to get in the saddle regular-like and ride for a couple hours. Just remember to keep your three boots on and you'll be alright!