I prefer to waste time at the airport rather than traffic going to the airport. Last night my wife mentioned that I’m like the Uber dad (UA IFE advert) getting to airport 5 hours early so I told her that she can arrange the car pickup to the airport instead of me doing it. I didn’t even get to the part of her missing her jfk solo flight or the traffic to ORD because she got annoyed so I stifled. For that ORD flight I was sitting in my F seat with my son next to me and 20 minutes later she got into her seat. I had suggested departing sooner and for that trip it had been her responsibility for driving and returning the rental car. La La La i’m in my domestic F lie-flat seat and I’ve had my airport meal…