What???? How very dare they. Never will the depriving of my beloved redpalmetto of his"Rowies" (I imagine that HIDDY will be along to enlighten us all where the best are to be found). My hairbrush is ready and primed to do serious damage to the heads that allowed this. Heads will not roll but they will be hairbrushed as only I know how.What next? They'll be serving Bacon Butties sans HP sauce before the week is out. They're toast the lot of them.

I really do think that British Airways need to compensate you with 1.5 million Avios for such an outrage.You will probably need counselling and Psychological help for years. I've read some tales of drunkenness and debauchery on these pages but this crosses a line. If it was not quite so early I'd call for a gin,