Flew WAW - MUC on the LO early morning flight (I won't give the scheduled time since it was some 30 minutes late). As I boarded the plane, I see a woman sitting in my row 3 seat. I approach the purser and tell her that there is a problem with my seat and present my boarding pass.

She approaches the woman, it is clear that they are a couple, and the man decided to 'upgrade' his companion. He asks the purser to ask me if I would sit in the rear of the plane. I answer no, and he hears the irritation in my voice.

Of course neither he or she apologize. In fact, what he says to me is "Luzik". Luckily he moved to the rear to join his companion.