You’re completely wrong. The lounge is actually marvellous, wonderful, wow wow wow!

It’s everything a lounge should be and there’s more than one of them. When I emerged suitably impressed I said to the lounge dragon how much I liked it and she responded by saying she would show me around the other lounge (is it lounges?) in the complex. Alas, I had not set aside time for this and needed to rush to my IB flight.

That flight did not have manzanilla. My thread on the IB board about this horror attracted a few replies; on the BA board the absence of the National aperitif would garner thousands of comments. C’est la vie!