The lounge has turned into Fawlty Towers, never seen anything quit like it, staying out of fascination of what comes next. Firstly, eggs Benedict, McDonalds style




This was rapidly followed by a group with a baby who are currently having a full volume nursery song contest in one corner. Next came the whisperer who was talking so quietly the lounge attendant couldn’t hear him, let alone understand him, especially with the infantile song background chorus.

No sooner had the attendant gone off to place Mr Quiet’s order than Mr Angry arrived at the buffet station and instantly started kicking off about anything and everything. No salad.. which appeared in seconds as it had obviously just been removed to be refilled… dirty table.. there were many clean ones… and so on. Much muttering and grumbling.

A few seconds later he is banging on the service door and when the chef appeared, berated him for having to wait 15 minutes to talk to someone… I’d like to think he confused seconds and minutes.. but I think he is just an ...! Latest complaint ‘you need to bring more water’, there are still 6 bottles on the counter!

Free sideshow with breakfast