I’m excited to report that Port is back! Well, sort of. It was listed on our menu and my wife requested it; her FA said “we don’t have that, we have sherry” and brought her some, while mine served me Port upon request—and yes, they were dramatically different drinks (the Port was nice; the sherry was nasty). And then there was confusion when my wife tried to explain the situation to her FA, and both of our flight attendants were less than thrilled to be asked for second glasses of it.

So, yAAy?