Booted out of exit row on flight from Edinburgh to 8A in club. At least she didn’t call it an upgrade - just scored out the seat with a pen and said sit in 8A.

I don’t know if the BA computer thinks that this will get me to start booking with them again. I suppose that’s the logic but it’s crazy. The last two times this happened I thought they were too loud telling me an upgrade I couldn’t have food until they had served the paying passengers so let’s see how this one goes. These upgrades actually damaged them in my view before