Originally Posted by Seat 2A

Sorry for the confusion. This isn't me travelling here. These are just menus from the collection. As to the narratives, I just make them up as I go. Being as I generally have no more writing ability than a drunk third grader (on my best daze), I can't possibly imagine what kind of mood these narratives might leave the readers in (and it's probably for the best if I don't try ). That said, for anyone out there who might be left in anything less than a felicitous mood (or at least a bit hungry) after slogging through some a these narratives, I would whole heartedly recommend checking out some of the many other superb trip reports here - most all of them far better written by people of considerably higher intellects than one as unrepentantly middling as I will likely ever possess.

And of course, the other trip reports are based upon true events rather than fiction!