Ok here is the initial Drunken Phone call instance.
Missy B-Day DO, 12/30/04 from the
BAG.
Yes, the guest of honor was, well, you know. It sounded very loud and I swear I heard wild flesh tearing from the attendees attacking the Platter of Doom servings. I certainly would not accidently put my hand on someone's plate at the BAG this evening.