Perhaps the coffee section can be painted brown, and the juice area a nice bright orange, to guide the poor lost souls who are confused as to what they are drinking.

I have no problem with camp or kitsch design, The Standard in London or Sketch being fantastic examples of this. There is a clear and consistent design theme in both and even a sense of humour and parody. But this is not trying to be camp or kitsch, it’s trying to be ‘classy’ and the results are quite the opposite, IMO. Those huge pink wings on the end panels! 😩