A truly exquisite experience - I will never forget it. The gifts provided were heartfelt and incredibly personalized. The amount of time that went into the artwork - I can't imagine. I'll work on annoymizing it, if possible, for my full report:
"Dear [ElevatorEnthusiast's real name],
Welcome to your 311th hotel at the Ritz-Carlton Hong Kong! We hope you enjoy the spectacular view in your room and your favourite thing, the elevators!"
Cue collage of photos, including one of "Little ElevatorEnthusiast" - that photo was of my favourite childhood elevator - the Westinghouse elevators at the San Antonio Marriott Rivercenter: