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IAH-OIL-TRASH
United 55-minute flight: "Our flight today is too short to provide full service. We'll be passing through the aisle w/ cups of water. If there's anything we can do to make your flight more enjoyable, please don't hesitate to ask".
Oh Lordy, I've downed both Old Fashioneds up front on IAD-MYR and the flight time was 48 minutes.