Originally Posted by Mr. Roboto
This happened to me too on Aloha Airlines from HNL-SNA. I requested an aisle seat and was assigned 1C, when I got on the plane,
Dr. Robert H. Schuller of the
CRYSTAL CATHEDRAL was seated there. I politely told him that he was in my seat and showed him my boarding pass. The jerk didn't even look at it and told me "No, you're in 1A, I always get an aisle seat." I again attempted to show him my boarding pass with 1C printed on it and he still insisted that I was in 1A. Anyway, by this time coach class was boarding and it was a full flight, and I didn't want to obstruct boarding in the single-aisle aircraft (B737-700), so I just reluctantly relegated my self to 1A. Fortunately, no middle seat and no hygienically challenged passengers up front.
You should have knelt down and whispered in his ear "I am Jesus Christ, son of God, and this is your test."
The trick is keeping a straight face.