This moderator note may be futile, since these people don't seem to read the thread or the wiki, but I'll just note that people inexplicably continue to post or PM me for access, and this is a really bad idea. I loved the one guy who referred specifically to the wiki in this thread, with a link, who clearly hadn't read it.

So, I've updated the title of the thread and put a note at the top of the wiki in gigantic red font to try to make it even more clear. But $5 says that by the end of the weekend, I'll get at least one more PM or someone will post in the thread asking about access. Likely both.