Originally Posted by ManInExitRow

The Man in the exit row finds himself occupying 1A on this afternoon’s run back to Hounslow. It’s a far cry from my normal spot behind the curtain with only a small bottle of water and a bar of sugar and fat to sustain me.
Mrs Man thinks it’s a treat but I have other motives: my TPs have just been zeroed and a car was hired for six days.
It’s been a while since I was ensconced in such an exalted position so I am seeking the advice of my fellow FTers on matters of 1A etiquette. All suggestions are gratefully received including responses to the following matters which are troubling me:
1. Which brands of vodka are available to accompany the pre departure caviar amuse bouche?
2. Should I have worn a dinner jacket (see above)?
3. Is “good afternoon” or “DYKWIA” the appropriate greeting for the FA?
4. Will the captain consult me on the runway selection at LHR? I prefer to taxi from 9L.
5. Will there be a red carpet from the steps to the limo taking me to the bus gate?

All offers of advice gratefully received.
Yours, trembling in anticipation,
The man in exit row.

Originally Posted by Grande Annee

Shoes on bulkhead like this is unacceptable