To preface, this isn't exactly a complaint as I'm not going to complain about a free upgrade to (domestic) first, but man oh man do I feel sorry for anyone paying to sit upfront and expecting a real meal.
This was the "chicken and noodles" last night. Everything about the main dish was incredibly dry, from the meat to the noodles, to the shriveled carrots and the sauce. The portion was tiny.
I thought I was rolling the dice going off the menu descriptions. The roasted cauliflower with rice sounded better ... until I looked over and saw what my seat mate got, and trust me you do not want to see a photo. It looked like someone vomited onto the dish and served that. Stay far far away from the cauliflower folks.
The little side salad was edible at least. Not the most flavorful, but at least it had some texture.