Are you a chavvy flier?
We need our own test ....
Have you ever drunk lager in an airport before 11am?
Well, not lager... but the Bells & Cokes in the lounge are free 
Do you arrive at the airport aready wearing your holiday clothes, even when flying in winter?
No, but I invite everyone to visit EMA (apparently the ChavAir hub) for a veritable catwalk of pikeydom.
Do you fail to read the signs saying 'remove your coat and place on the x-ray machine'?
Grr.
Have you ever bought a carton of cigarettes in duty free?
No
Have you ever consumed your duty free booze before leaving the airport?
No
Have you ever travelled with an airline whose name sounded like it had some link to the royal family? (Britannia, Monarch ....)
Horrible, horrible memories of a trip to CPT on the former.
Do you start a round of applause following a successful landing?
I'm not American...
Have you ever complained to the cabin crew that you can't find 'Men & Motors' on the personal TV?
Teehee 
Have you ever laid out on the sofas in an airport departure lounge, denying three other people of a place to sit?
Sofas? What airports have you been to?
Have you ever been the subject of a 'Would Mr X please go the gate' call because you were in the amusement arcade?'
I have been in Costa many times...