So here is an excellent trip report from my first trip of 2023.

I boarded the plane. The load was light. The door closed. The plane taxied to takeoff. The plane took off. Eventually, the crew arrived at Row 14. The pleasant FA handed me my snack. She also asked what I would like to drink. I requested vino, y agua sin gas, con hielo. She handed me my beverages. I consumed my snacks and beverages. I read a magazine. The crew picked up the garbage. The plane landed. I disembarked. I waited just a few minutes in a short immigration line. I made a quick stop to the peepee room. The luggage was already waiting when I arrived at the carousel. I went through the arrival customs baggage x-ray. I ordered a car into the city. I arrived at my place, and unpacked ... after turning the AC on due to the warm, humid, stuffy conditions here. The end.

Gor May