Originally Posted by
budsbuds
I saw a vulture trying to board a Frontier flight recently with two dead raccoons. The gate agent stopped him and explained, "I'm sorry, sir. Only one carrion per customer."
LOL. Although I will note the vulture should have said that carrion is both plural and singular. Or 2 carrion are still carrion.
Also, if they were smaller sized raccoon, the vulture should just tape them together.