The AS ovens now only accept organic, free range, lovingly petted until the kosher neck slit end, no additives turkeys.

I've had a few FAs over the years (one in particular that I can think of) who would have made that thing fit, all at the same time she was serving the F cabin their third cocktail within 45 minutes of SFO takeoff.

That said, I think the QX ovens were specially designed for Polentakale Turkeyish.