There is a store not too far from my home called "Bordo". It is full of different types of gifts, most of them handcrafted decorated items for the house.

I often go there to buy things for my daughter, Used Italian Girlfriend, and ex. While the UIG has never been there with me, my daughter and ex have.

This year, I bought my daughter and the UIG their Hannuka presents in Lugano, but hadn't gotten anything for my ex. I headed to Bordo two days ago to get something for her and when the saleswoman saw me, she asked "Are you looking for something for your daughter or your wife?"

"She's not my wife," I told her. "She's my ex wife."

"Wow!" said the saleswoman. "Can I divorce you, too?"