"Would you like insurance?"
Forgive me, but I can't help but think of this famous exchange:
RENTAL CAR AGENT: Alright. We have a blue Ford Escort for you Mr. Seinfeld. Would you like insurance?
JERRY: Yeah, you better give me the insurance, because I AM GONNA BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THIS CAR!
RENTAL CAR AGENT: Please fill this out.