Originally Posted by
Bradhattan
Me: Hello, front desk. I paid $79 to cause up to $1500 in damage to my room. Could you send the manager to watch so that I don't exceed $1500? Oh, and a late checkout please....I need an extra hour!
Front desk: You can't do that sir!
Me: Yes, I can! Send up the manager because I'm about to destroy the phone and won't be able to take calls. Thanks!