EWR is a total clown show. All that is missing is the little car.

EWR/LIS 64 scheduled push back yesterday 2035; actual 2 hours later because UA could not put the aircraft on the gate (C98 for a Dreamliner???). Traffic on way out, long, long wait, MX issue so back to Gate 123 after another long wait for traffic-an hour; no one at gate to operate jetway, another 30 minutes. Told to deplane at 2:00a.m; two overwhelmed GA's there with no instructions. Called GS line, no help there-said nothing to be done until flight is CX. They had no info. Pilot comes out about 3:00 and tells everyone CX. GA then tells everyone to go to C90 to rebook; tried to get luggage, was refused. Got home by 5:00am. Joke