More great stuff! ^ I loved the increasingly surreal tone of the post. I trust you have recovered from the sandwich incident?
Glad to hear you enjoyed Sydney, though I'm intrigued by the pickpocketing incident you hinted at... I didn't think we had those here? (Not enough crowds for them to be lost in...) As for queens with overstyled hair on Oxford St, yes they are a Sydney speciality. Even many of the straight boys here tend to do it!