Originally Posted by
pudgym29
I would keenly lead our Japanese visitors on tours of Cicero, IL. - starting with Scatchell's Italian Beef (cash only), and Taqueria Aguascalientes. With their provided with tour package, 7-day Ventra ticket (no need to pay extra for any Chicago Transit Authority vehicles - compare with Tokyo Metro and Toei train lines), any number of astounding venues in metropolitan Chicago.
I also sway into sarcasm at points.
But, dare me.
And if they wanted to stray into downtown Chicago, they'd be required to put ketchup on hot dogs.