Sigh. Looks like I'm out of luck:
What Vehicles Are Not Covered? Certain vehicles are not covered by this benefit, including: high value motor vehicles, exotic and antique cars (cars over twenty (20) years old or that have not been manufactured for ten (10) years or more), cargo vans, vehicles with open cargo beds, trucks, (other than pickups), motorcycles, mopeds, motorbikes, limousines, recreational vehicles, and passenger vans with seating for more than nine (9) people, including the driver (passenger vans with seating for nine (9) or less, including the driver, are covered)