On a serious note, I look forward to it opening again, so I can finally check it out.

Tried to get in when it was open in... early February, I think... but the auto-scan didn't work for me because I was at the time a 35K on a PE ticket. Tried to explain to the agent that I should have access with the Amex AE Reserve and showed her the card, but she said it didn't qualify. And she works at the airport, so...