Was it served in a waffle cone or in a plastic cup? did it come with those diddy plastic spoons or metal ones? What kind of plastic were the cups made from? Did I guy called Pedro with blue underpants design the mould for them? What was his wife's name?

Will the FAs beat my head up and on tray table for asking inane questions on an 11hr flight?.....they wouldn't do that on CX

PS. Are the pillows filled with Amazonian coconut husks? What about the ones that are 18in x 12in?