Originally Posted by
tjcxx
As my version of the old Concorde slogan went --- Breakfast in London, Lunch in New York, Suitcase in Mombasa.
Reminiscent of this old Henny Youngman gem:
"Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to Miami.' She said, 'We can't do that!' I told her, 'You did it last week!'