Curious - why do you loathe Doha? I am not saying I will appreciate the culture there but it is always interesting to see something different.
Yahoo had a click bait yesterday on how over the top life in Dubai is (people welding together 2 hummers to give them a ten foot wide vehicle, gold plated Rolls Royces. etc.) can't find the link now.

We can sleep in the lounge, even though it is described as the cathedral of snoring