I’m amused your views on food are literally the exact opposite of mine, I thought the poke bowl was pretty good for beach food, whilst breakfast was low quality and a relatively poor selection in my opinion. Did I miss part of the breakfast spread? The only Asian options I saw were a couple of pieces of dim sum in a heater like you’d find in an executive lounge in Asia and similarly the Middle Eastern selection was also tiny. I didn’t try any of the other restaurants since I didn’t like breakfast.

Also hopefully you weren’t coming from one of the Dubai Four Seasons as the rooms at both make this place feel cheap and dull to me (other than the bathroom).