I had long ago decided that the Pig must Die. Then my sister became a Grandmother (which I now suppose makes her Great Rich B1tch) and I am smitten with my great niece. She is smitten with Peppa. I tell you this for a reason. RichB believes that she was put on this earth to fly First. Her husband who I adore refuses to budge out of Business. I was always had concerns that one day I might be working one day and end up serving Her Highness - this never happened.

What did happen and this was not that long ago - they were travelling to a Caribbean island with BA. My great niece was entertained with Peppa on an Ipad with volume. Unfortunately another child was doing the very same elsewhere in the cabin but this was loud. Before my sister realised that she had gone she heard a shriek and screaming from the back of the cabin. My 20 month year old niece had gone back and smacked the other Ipad on the floor and was shouting at the other child. Her command of English was excellent - maybe too excellent for a child that age. I suspect that the Au Pair or whatever she is watches Geordy Shore - my sister swears that she doesn't. Anyhow my B-in-Law and Sister flew down the cabin and apologise only to find that once that had been resolved the two children somehow sat together and watched Peppa Pig together. The Ipad was undamaged and the volume was much lower.

So, that actually sorted that problem out, However I fear that this Ipad/Iphone film being watched without headphones does disturb others and the crew should put a stop to it.