Yes. My Used Italian Girlfriend is 26.

(Actually, she isn't, but I figured if she ever finds this board I had better have something on it to counterbalance everything else I've written.)

I believe there are two other people attending who are below 30 but they will have to tell you that themselves.

Ah, good. You brought my hopes up and then summarily crushed them in one blow.



Why not just nudge her awake and tell her to run out to Denny's and bring something back to the house?

Ha! Good one, Dov. You should see the amount of hassle required just to go to breakfast with her - not that long ago it actually required sneaking her out a window. To actually get her out of her house for a night... well, let's just say that's no longer worth it .