These quotes from an email Chipotle just sent me seem to prove that people like me who sign up for Chipotle emails are idiots:
Get $0 Delivery Fee* Today Thru 8/1
Looking for a go‑to summer order? Grab one of your faves or try one of our Lifestyle Bowls made with fresh Supergreens. And for a limited time, get Chipotle delivered to you for a $0 delivery fee.*
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*Higher menu prices are charged for delivery; additional service fee applied at checkout as well.