Tempted as I am to throw some eggs your way right now for that comment, I think I'll just leave a few outside for a week and throw them from closer proximity next week at their "peak of freshness."

Meanwhile, I was pondering what the last time I might have been inebriated enough to actually want to eat the pizza described in the OP. As I sit here today, I'd say "never" but I'm sure there would have been at least one time in the past 30 years.