Uh...since this thread was NEVER about the success of the TSA, it pretty much is on topic...and after rereading all the posts, is very civil, IMHO, too.

You'll need to raise your cynicism/sarcasm tolerance if you are going to successfully monitor this board.

And hope all is well with you too...and I'm not being cynical or sarcastic.

If I keep one of those special rocks in my Magical Hula Girl Boxers...will that produce a double layer of protection from terrorism?