Sorry folks, couldn't help but laugh. I've been reading all these threads about the option of showing your stuff instead of getting groped in secondary, and it hit me: what the hell are we talking about?

Have we been so desensitized to the infringement of our rights and the violations of our persons that we're actually debating the merits of doing the flash instead of the feelies? This reminds me of the frog in the pot of water on the stove; turn up the temperature ever so slowly and he won't even realize he's boiling. Have we lost all self respect?

I have somehow managed to avoid any secondary since the new SOP went into place. One day the odds (or more likely a shoe carnie) will catch up with me. I don't look forward to that day, as I probably won't be flying.

Ok, I'm done for now. Let the flames begin!