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Old Jun 7, 2021, 3:55 pm
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madmanshoney
 
Join Date: Nov 2020
Location: SFO
Programs: AA sPLAT, Hyatt Globalist
Posts: 198
Whine and cheese club part 5

LAX/ATL 6/6/21 A319
In a relaxed mood with a stop by the LAX AC.
Freddy manned the bar and we chatted briefly.
Super guacamole toast with smoked salmon, black pepper and red onions..

let's run down the checklist:
First class comp upgrade, row two window seat. Check and check.
Pleasant person to chat with in the next seat, and no annoying loud phone conversations that my noise-cancelling headphones can't drown out. double check.
Proactive beverage service with a nice full cup of white wine, matched with the famous cheese platter. Checksters.
No one back in coach having a panic/heart attack, with the FA requesting a Doctor to press the call button. Whew!
How can one complain with this cornucopia?
Cheese. Package reads Assorted Gourmet cheeses.
I think the orange wedge was Cheddar, the yellow wedge was Smoked Gouda, but the yellow stick baffles me.
I am losing sleep over this. it had better be gourmet.
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