Originally Posted by Japhydog
I agree that the OP's idea is preferable to grop-a-thon.
Unfortunately, the ever-vigilant TSA will probably say that the explosives testing won't be able to tell us whether granny has stuffed a .22 pistol or a knife in her underwire bra. That's why we have to feel her up.
And don't forget about those composite knives that won't alarm the WTMD. Can't let those through.