1)Any US airport

2)Many airports where there is "extra harassment" (e.g. FRA, ZRH) for flights departing to the US.

Vinny Gambini : How could it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?

Mr. Tipton : Um... I'm a fast cook, I guess.

Vinny Gambini : You're a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?

Mr. Tipton : I don't know.

Vinny Gambini : Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

-My Cousin Vinny