Originally Posted by SEA_Tigger
The way some people go in hysterics over having to sit in Economy, I swear I expect to hear sirens when they sit down and a computerized voice intone "This butt will self-destruct in five seconds."
And on a 90 minute flight at that. All the upgrade gets you on the DCA-ORD route at some times of day is a drink in a glass instead of a plastic cup. If it was a much longer flight I could begin to understand!