Originally Posted by
SuperG1955
You could probably kill 2 birds with one stone and help
GW McLintock out by going on a pigeon diet. I'm sure he'd be happy to provide all you want.
He'd need a couple coops to keep me gaining. To steal another Simpsons reference, I think my best bet is to stick with the "wonderful magical animal," aka the pig.
Or to paraphrase Burgess Merideth's character in Grumpy Old Men, "Bacon for breakfast, bacon sandwich for lunch, and for a snack, a whole damn plate of bacon, and then I drink my dinner"