Dearest JenBel,
Last time I looked (Tuesday) you were female! However, in this world of constant change, I shall also assume that you have remained single and hetro. Indeed, your smalls are getting smaller. However, you keep on mentioning someone called "Jim" who you visit several times a week and "getting smaller". Does this mean that you are dieting for a man and thus not single?
I think we should be told [see page 94 Ed]