Well, hopefully you won't die soon, but here is some stuff to do in
El Paso if you are ever in this neck of the woods.
1.
Visit the Missions
2.
Mt. Cristo Rey
3.
Hueco Tanks
4.
Sunland Race Track and Casino
5.
Visit Ciudad Juarez , don't want to drive, you can always take the
trolley
6. Eat at
Chico's Tacos
7. Attend
Viva El Paso!
8.
El Paso Tramway
9. Visit the
Franklin Mountains
10. Attend a game at the
Sun Bowl
:-: Bonus Round :-:
11.
White Sands
12. Water Sports? Try
Elephant Butte
13. Go Batty at
Carlsbad Caverns
14. Snow Skiing in
Ruidoso
15. Into conspiracies, and believe in UFO's? Visit
Roswell, New Mexico , or
Marfa 
16. Visit
Old Mesilla , try lunch at
La Posta
Enjoy your trip to the Sun City