OK, slow day so I'll bite.
How did your CD work out last time, the Scarborough to Manchester one where you were going to be helicopting?
If your only expectation of F is a working handheld gizmo and better booze, it's unclear why you spend the premium to book F, but at least you have not set your expectations too high and you should be pleasantly surprised (although there is no Botox on the menu and any celebreties will probably be hiding behind the doors of their suites).
But please give us feedback. And I sincerely hope Covid, Old age or Gin don't get the better of you!