Well I do give a few after dinner speeches a year and these focus on the job and the travel. The BA site has a few story tellers. Pucci is the head of the cabin crew on long haul for BA and she has Tales From The Galley TFTG for her stories. I have relayed some of them via the header title 99 sectors in 100 days.
All I can say is watch out for the banned items when entering Santiago de Chile SCL. Search and you will find out more. Viajero confirms that the sign is still there. I must get a photo when I go back before Christmas.
As for writing the book, well I will have to use all those miles up when I retire and have my QF lifetime gold card. So I guess that it will be sitting on an old A380 plodding round the major routes somewhere, wishing BA was the carrier rather than being an ex-airline as Virgin became the new GB flag carrier following the bankrupcy, still waiting for the cream tea...