Originally Posted by ScottC
Or perhaps I could become an attorney, obviously can't be too hard.
You're trying too hard for it to be very funny.
Anyway, let's stop this conversation, there is no point to it. If you want to keep making insults and lowering the level of the conversation further until you have reached "Yo Mama" jokes, feel free to use e-mail or private messages. I don't think there are too many people who would want to keep following this.